Last rays of the sun
The following is a short version of a conversation I had with Michael earlier this summer. We were
discussing cleaning the church before a wedding, and I was on the church cleaning rota for that month.
Michael (in soft West Country accent):What about the poos?
Me (alarmed):What about them? What poos?
Michael: The poos in the church.
Me: Have the sheep got in?
Michael (slight exasperation that I was being so thick): No, not the poos, the POOS!
At last the penny dropped.
Me: Oh! you mean the pews.
Soon I shall be exchanging this season of 'mists and mellow fruitfulness,' and wonderful October starry night skies - we have no street lighting - for the bright sun, blue skies and the hustle and bustle of Sydney. In fact in just over two weeks I should be in Singapore's Changi airport en route for Australia. I shall have to get my skates on at Changi because my transit time is under two hours, and Changi is a vast airport complete with a train to take passengers between terminals. And why is it you always seem to arrive at Terminal 5, or something like that, and depart from Terminal 195?
But I will be here for Halloween, and I have my bag of sweets ready for the village children's annual Trick or Treat. I know there are many people who don't like this, and I can understand their reasons, but here it's organised by the Youth Club, and all the youngsters, small ones and not so small, come around in one large group accompanied by several adults. If you don't wish to participate, don't leave your light on by the front door, and you'll be left alone. As for the lanterns, there's a big debate whether or not you should have the large bright orange pumpkins favoured by our American cousins, or the more traditional ones carved out from a turnip or 'neep. Personally, I find the pumpkins soooo much easier to carve.
Now, where's my knife .....
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ReplyDeleteAnother good blog from Mary Jane. I laughed at Michael and his poos. It reminded me of the Two Ronnie’s sketch four candles. It's good that there are still characters, like Michael, who help make up village life. Enjoy your trip to Australia.
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